Saturday, November 29, 2008 . 7:23 AM

Erm, was planning on picture blogging but i can't upload a single image on Blogger.
Yeah.


I know what you are in the know, I mean, you are kinda smart.


FYI, I spent 10 minutes trying and trying, and trying and trying to upload that picture.
The picture on top mind you.
Well, I tried.

Will try again later in the day.
It's 7.33 a.m. and I was awake since 5.48 a.m.

*sigh*

That's maybe 'cause I slept at 10.00 p.m. as Lychee would know. ( 5 hours earlier than her)
I was drowsy during the whole outing till I said only countable amount of jokes;
I do uncountable!

Till later.

Thursday, November 27, 2008 . 9:14 AM

*this post is not a rant, whine nor complaint.




Hmmmm...

Would you date a guy/girl who has more than a dozen tattoos or piercings?

Have you ever realized upon that subject and ponder further on?


Let's begin shall we.


My choice would be the 2nd one;
merely because they aren't permanent.

Yes? Agreed? Good, but we're not quite finished yet.
Let's elaborate further...

If this sorta guy/girl were to fall madly in love with me...awww, but so to say...
I guess I would...
... ask him/her to remove his/her piercings all at once.
Don't look so shocked as you are in that picture laaa.

Now thats possible.







I love them green eyes. But this isn't the totally right way to gooo.







Ok... not so appropriate but passable. To add salt to the wound; the infamous David Beckham pose; typical, dead on.




I admit that tatts are way cooler than piercings becauuuse tattoos are like random meaningful work of art engraved and imprinted on a chosen body part in favour to the desire and satisfactory of one whereas piercings are just reasons to make a little bitty area of the desired body part to bling or shine aka bedazzle.

However, overusage of tattoos may turn some people off. And I mean a hell load of people. It's just plain ugleh, it strongly implies that you are desperate, seeking ways to obtain attention from the crowd and unable to stand out with your own natural physical abilities -some people have the charm.

Piercings are nice. They are elegant and classy which shows that you are an individual who practice moderateness. They reveal the character that you potray in life that you just need a diamente or two on your ear to give you higher confidence and satisfy your vanity.

*The maximum amount of piercings should be:-

• ears - 12(each)
• eyebrows - 6 (each)
  
• nose - 2
• upper lip - 1
• tongue - 3
• lower lip - 1
• navel - 1

*hand written by yours truly


There is no winner. Both of them are gorgeous and I love them.

Hehehe.

My brother showed me this video yesterday and i ROFL-ed, for real!

No, I'm just kidding.

But boy, funny shi-at!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008 . 7:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXPxxk3sKg

Wow. Please watch the whole video.

First of all, I think that she should lose the wannabe-ish East Coast West Coast accent 'cause it's just plain annoying.

What the heck does she want to do with a baby? Apparently she wants to regain the love and attention from the baby that no one would ever give her. I'm quite sure that the baby will hate her so much.

She even turn to prostitution which will result to various forms of lethal diseases.

She's the dumbest blonde ever; all my girls have babies and I wanna have a baby too.
Aiyoyo.

Apparently, she has been sexually active since she was 13 years old where her mother heard rumours about "2 teenagers of the 8th grade having sex in the school bathroom".

Her ambition is to be on 'Girl's Gone Wild' and to have her baby. WTF! Two semi-contradicting statements as she said would be a perfect mother?

300 over times of unprotected sex. Waaa, and still not pregnant? You must be sterile luhhhh. Bodoh.

Her mom should take her for jabs and sterilize her for all that matters la. No, scratch that.
Should send her to rehab.

Anyways, she needs to see a shrink... maybe it will help. Happy birthday to Minii, Sophie and Junior! 25th November 2007, I remember the moments so well.

On the glorious day I was in Mel's house for her birthday fyi 24th Nov. I was playing Maple Story on one of her computers from the late morning.

READ THIS IF YOU'RE INQUISITIVE (elaboration of my rush hour moment)

4:23 p.m. stroke the wall clock and my eyes were still glued to the computer monitor. Suddenly, screeches of unimaginable agony pierced my ear sent me running down the edging staircase. To my shock, there was blood flowing simultaneously from Snowy's genitals! My first assumption would be that she could have injured herself or having her menstruation.

I picked her up withholding her with my index finger and thumb from Smokey as I was fully aware that she was going through much pain. I ran into the household kitchen and swiped off a facial tissue to dampen it with tap water. As I delicately cleanse her blood, I was shivering unreasonably and sweating bullets.

I put her into the cage and to my utmost fright, I saw what looks like 'wet red fly insects' wriggling about covered with thick red liquid. I screamed for Melissa to get downstairs for I thought my hamsters were attacked by insects.

During the midst of her 'getting her Heine downstairs', I realized they were lil hamster pups!
Oh the relief was indescribable.